Bad Ideas Inc.

Because who needs a toaster that just toasts bread when you can have one that inflates like a whoopee cushion, heats itself up, and then explodes in your kitchen?

Features:

Unpredictable Inflation System: May or may not inflate at all, or may inflate too much and cause the toaster to float away.
Self-Heating Technology: Uses an experimental combination of thermite and despair to heat itself up, because who needs a simple heating element, really?
Explode-O-Meter: Measures the likelihood of the toaster exploding in your kitchen, and displays it proudly on a bright red LED screen.

Bad Idea: Inflatable, Self-Heating Toaster